I donut know.

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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21 hours ago

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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21 hours ago

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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21 hours ago

wifi-on:

the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work

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22 hours ago

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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22 hours ago

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

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22 hours ago